(Source: iamnevertheone)
I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP
#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’
(Source: lostiel)
Lois, Jimmy and Clark designs: take three — by Brittney Williams
all of this is fantastic
oh wow
I LIKE THESE A LOT WOWE
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies)
Well baby I’m a put on a show kind of girl
Don’t like the back seat, gotta be first
I’m like the ringleader, I call the shots
I’m like a firecracker, I make it hotI will be disappointed if this song wasn’t the inspiration for June ;)
The Posterchildren (c) Kitty Burroughs
a groups of kid tied together by some half-assed spell
Well, when any idea in your brain defends itself with “Just relax! Don’t look too close!” you should immediately be just as suspicious. It usually means something ugly is hiding there.” David Wong, “The 5 Ugly Lessons Hiding in Every Superhero Movie” (via epssilon)
They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
I need more magical girls in my life
Filmmaker Brings Attention To A Latina Soldier Who Fought In The U.S. Civil War
The U.S. military may have recently lifted the ban on women in combat, but Loreta Velazquez, a wealthy Cuban planter’s daughter who immigrated to New Orleans in 1849, secretly fought in the U.S. Civil War 150 years ago — first as a soldier in the Confederate Army, and later as a Union Army spy.
I wrote a post about this woman last year! PBS will be airing a documentary on her life today (May 24).
“guys, we need a plan.”
Loki and his marvelous expressions in Young Avengers #5
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said
